September 2012
65 posts
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2012
59 posts
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sleepymolester: why is everyone drawing porrim with a huge chest it doesn’t look that way to me if anyone should be drawn with a huge chest it’s aRANEA HER’S IS THE BIGGEST IVE SEEN SO FAR??   and the flattest girl chest so far is meenah right next to rose   ok im done screencapping girls breasts now.
Aug 31st
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I Whip My Heir Back And Forth
littlemisstwisted: bilious-slick: ladynyoko: Would this be more or less funny if that was Equius? SOMEONE PUT EQUIUS THERE NOW
Aug 31st
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chivalrousgambler: chalkalicious: party at my blog if mspa updates tonight
Aug 31st
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BFFs
Apple: hey miri, sorry again for making you teen pregnant like 100 times
Mimi!: YOU BETTER BE
Aug 29th
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Apple: I made miri pregnant in gym today
King Phoenix: oh?
Apple: yes, while we were on the track, it was a very impressive sight
Mimi!: i also spat on my leg and wiped it off on him
Mimi!: major bonding time
King Phoenix: hehe you would mimi
Apple: yes
Mimi!: i love you apple
Apple: I love you too miri
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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aqs-rumpus-royale: Outside of my school, there’s a sign asking to keep the grass next to the sidewalk nice by not walking on it, but I walk on the grass anyway because the sign is written in comic sans and I can’t take it seriously.
Aug 28th
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Aug 26th
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jonesygrunge asked: All the nines C:
Aug 26th
severeinfatuation asked: All the 1s!
Aug 26th
200 things you can put in my ask. Please.
200: My crush's name is:
199: I was born in:
198: I am really:
197: My cellphone company is:
196: My eye color is:
195: My shoe size is:
194: My ring size is:
193: My height is:
192: I am allergic to:
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was:
189: Last book you read:
188: My bed is:
187: My pet:
186: My best friend:
185: My favorite shampoo is:
184: Xbox or ps3:
183: Piggy banks are:
182: In my pockets:
181: On my calendar:
180: Marriage is:
179: Spongebob can:
178: My mom:
177: The last three songs I bought were?
176: Last YouTube video watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
174: Do you have any siblings?
173: Are your parents divorced?
172: Are you taller than your mom?
171: Do you play an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday?
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight:
168: Luck:
167: Fate:
166: Yourself:
165: Aliens:
164: Heaven:
163: Hell:
162: God:
161: Horoscopes:
160: Soul mates:
159: Ghosts:
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
156: Orbs:
155: Magic:
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses:
153: Drunk or High:
152: Phone or Online:
151: Red heads or Black haired:
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
149: Hot or cold:
148: Summer or winter:
147: Autumn or Spring:
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
145: Night or Day:
144: Oranges or Apples:
143: Curly or Straight hair:
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
140: Mac or PC:
139: Flip flops or high heals:
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
131: Small town or Big city:
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
124: Disney or Six Flags:
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War:
121: George Bush:
120: Gay Marriage:
119: The presidential election:
118: Abortion:
117: MySpace:
116: Reality TV:
115: Parents:
114: Back stabbers:
113: Ebay:
112: Facebook:
111: Work:
110: My Neighbors:
109: Gas Prices:
108: Designer Clothes:
107: College:
106: Sports:
105: My family:
104: The future:
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone:
102: Last time you ate:
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
98: Took a vacation:
97: Swam in a pool:
96: Changed a diaper:
95: Got my nails done:
94: Went to a wedding:
93: Broke a bone:
92: Got a peircing:
91: Broke the law:
90: Texted: hour ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
73: Tomorrow:
72: Today:
71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
64: My friends are:
63: My computer is:
62: My School:
61: My Car:
60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
57: TV shows you watch:
56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
52: My room is:
51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Who's your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy:
36: Vehicle:
35: President:
34: State visited:
33: Cellphone provider:
32: Athlete:
31: Actor:
30: Actress:
29: Singer:
28: Band:
27: Clothing store:
26: Grocery store:
25: TV show:
24: Movie:
23: Website:
22: Animal:
21: Theme park:
20: Holiday:
19: Sport to watch:
18: Sport to play:
17: Magazine:
16: Book:
15: Day of the week:
14: Beach:
13: Concert attended:
12: Thing to cook:
11: Food:
10: Restaurant:
9: Radio station:
8: Yankee candle scent:
7: Perfume:
6: Flower:
5: Color:
4: Talk show host:
3: Comedian:
2: Dog breed:
1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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WatchWatch
typolinguist: itskuzonetime: aryll: honk-kong: fishpun: ehjorth: toulouselastartrek: okatu: the cuil theory jesus CHRIST tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL I AN SO FUCKING DSONE WITH THE INTERNET WHAT IM I DONT WH no
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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averagegrady: hero-of-dumb: OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HER BANGS ARE FANGS THEY’RE FUCKING FANG BANGS FANG BANGS HAS ANYONE NOTICED THIS BEFORE HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS?!?!?!?!!!!?!?? AND YOU KNOW THAT HERD OF 50 NEPETAS? A FANG BANG GANG BANG.
Aug 22nd
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Go to Google
type in Define Gigabyte
click the speaker next to the definition
feel your life change uncomfortably
Aug 22nd
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Homestuck minus Hussie
wariofan63:
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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WatchWatch
Aug 21st
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Cosmo sex tip #254
cosmo-sex-tips: In the middle of sex, say ” Long live the king” then push him off the bed.
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Homestuck minus Tavros
wariofan63:
Aug 16th
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If you ever have a bad day,
severe-infatuation: karkittens: severe-infatuation: just remember: you don’t play with miri on her minecraft server. jfc what the hell is that THESE ARE SQUIDS. LOVELY SQUIDS IN AN UNDERWATER HIVE.
Aug 15th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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I asked my 6 year old cousin to tell me about...
aqs-rumpus-royale: I showed him some pictures of the trolls and the Beta kids, he laughed at the trolls and thought they were funny looking. I recorded his reaction to each one, so here it is written down because he is rather quiet on the recording and I don’t want to put his voice on tumblr anyways. I had to explain a couple of things to him as well, like what a first impression was and...
Aug 12th
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Hmm, I'm going to open a window--
thiasthedark: kawaii-mcnipples: OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DIRK I’M SO SORRY I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET SOME FRESH AIR HAHAHAHAHA
Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
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