lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
norsegays: “tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
thehomospectrum: thehemospectrum: thehomospectrum: thehemospectrum: thehomospectrum: thehemospectrum: thehomospectrum: thehemospectrum: thehomospectrum: thehemospectrum: let’s gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song iT’S “OUR” NOT “THE” DAMMIT yOU RUINED IT IF YOU WOULD HAVE WAITED LIKE TWO SECONDS YOU WOULDVE SAW THAT I FIXED...
thehomospectrum: my sexuality is satanism
psychotic-shoelace: riixon: psychotic-shoelace: psychotic-shoelace: riixon: soMEONE PLEASE SET ME ON FIRE I’M FREEZING PLEASE TATH WAS TH E WORNG PICTURE GUYS WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES WE JUST DON’T KNOW
psychotic-shoelace: psychotic-shoelace: riixon: soMEONE PLEASE SET ME ON FIRE I’M FREEZING PLEASE TATH WAS TH E WORNG PICTURE
eldritch-heiress: I only just now remembered the ink inside of an 8 ball is blue and
severeinfatuation: TROLLS HAVE BUTTERFLIES FOR DICKS
How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
fag-nificent: veganraincloud: flopryn: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know. How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’ I found the vegan.
severeinfatuation: It’s been a while since I’ve done this, so why the heck not? “They Bleed Pixels” is on the agenda today! Maybe some “The Walking Dead” after I rage quit? (Spoiler alert: Miri sucks at platformers and TBP is notorious for being difficult. as. hell.)
aqs-rumpus-royale: Hiro just threatened to rip off my boobs and put them on my crotch to pretend I’m a man
aqs-rumpus-royale: I JUST UNWRAPPED A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE FROM MY HALLOWEEN CANDY AND IT’S SHAPED LIKE A NIPPLE WHY IS IT A NIPPLE
Well, I think we all know where the legendary...
eteo: cincosechzehn: X marks the spot. jake english
severeinfatuation: KARMA TO THE FACE !!!!!!!!!
severeinfatuation: arrow to the face arrow to the face arrow to the face arrow to the face arrow to the face arrow to the face ARROW TO THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
severeinfatuation: APPLE INSINUATED ERIDAN WOULD ONLY LIKE ME BECAUSE I REMIND HIM OF SOLLUX AND THEN RIGHT AFTER HE SAID THAT HE JUMPED OVER A SMALL BLOCK TO JUMP ON TO A CAVE MAN IN SPELUNKY BUT AN ARROW TRAP OFF SCREEN SHOT HIM IN THE FACE AND HE FELL BACKWARDS AND DIED THAT IS WHAT WE CALL INSTANTANEOUS KARMA DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH
spookyminnie: hellfirehotchkiss: prospitswhitequeen: amberimp: IS THAT A FRIGGIN ONESIE FOOTIE PJS At first I thought it was a straight jacket. Are we sure that isn’t a straight jacket? Covered in the blood of all the other trolls? Are we sure an alternate version of Kankri didn’t loose his shit and kill everyone? Are we sure? He got really triggered
psychotic-shoelace: grizzerly: APPY ABRITHDAY APPLE!!!!!!1 HAPPY BIRHT D AY HAPYJIY BTIYH S O B S S/S/T// You’re a fucking dick. I love both of you
phemiec: look at roses face tho “worth it”