The Unicorn Slayer

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One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

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dawmyawn:

creepicrawlies:

These Hooves Were Made For Walking by Larry W Brown

WHY IS THIS SO CREEPY OMG

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parsnip-plz:

sweethardpunk:

im gonna throw this at everyone

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theannieplanet:

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

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lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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erikjohnsonillustrator:

“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden

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norsegays:

“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”

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fhtagn-and-tentacles:

THE WISE DOLPHIN 
by Kei Acedera